1. battinsonsupremacy:

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    googled “brie larson wearing a burger king crown” and got brie larson wearing a burger king crown

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  2. firawren:

    Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

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    Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this:

    😮 ooh, that’s cool
    😀 “they’re free,” hehe!
    🤣 “16 cents,” perfection!!

    I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

    Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

    😮 ooh, that’s cool
    😐 “16 cents”? yes, that’s literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

    There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you’ve ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

    Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

    I don’t know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don’t collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

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  3. animentality:

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  4. animentality:

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  5. battlecrazed-axe-mage:

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    He finally did it, folks. Unless he walks this one back and quick, I think this might be the beginning of the end

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  6. chaser:

    Headline reading: Elon Musk to sue Tumblr for plagiarism after learning they are also trying to fuck up a perfectly good websiteALT
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  7. duckdotcom:

    please help me I’m trapped in a haiku factory it’s so dark in here

    Reblogged from: duckdotcom
  8. the-c0rinthian:

    marvelbitchbitchblog:

    barbiebimbobaby:

    consider this: wheelchairs should be free

    Consider this: if you need it to live it should be affordable

    consider this: if you need it to live, it should be free

    Reblogged from: eziocauthon89
  9. mycastlescrumblingdown:

    btw twitter refugees you can curse here. literally go ahead and cuss as much as you like. you could call elon musk a fucking cunt on here and nothing will happen to you except people agreeing with your sentiment

    Reblogged from: thessalian
  10. girlwholovesturtles:

    awakefor48hours:

    Since it’s the anniversary

    Did you go to Dashcon?

    Yes

    No

    What’s Dashcon?

    See Results

    Please consider reblogging for a larger sample size

    Some of you don’t know the lore and that’s troubling.

    Reblogged from: eziocauthon89
  11. lesbianralzarek:

    lesbianralzarek:

    kink at pride is easy af to explain to kids, idk what yall are talking about. “mommy, why is that mostly-naked man wearing leather?” because lots of gay men think it looks nice. “why is that guy on a leash with a mask?” hes playing pretend. “why does she have a whip?” she thinks its fun. you know how you like to play with water guns? its like that but only for grown-ups, and she wont play with anyone who doesnt want to play with her so we’re all totally safe

    if your 6yo’s next question is “is that a sex thing?”, thats fucking wild and a completely different problem. for you. not really an “Us Problem” collectively for all pride-goers, tbh. something’s going on there thats hard to call the dominatrix’s fault

    homophobes think that being gay is already a weird sex thing thats hard to explain to kids. did yall forget that already? why are you trying to play respectability politics for people who will never respect you?

    Reblogged from: xilly
  12. dreg-heap:

    God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right

    Reblogged from: timewornbookworm
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