Don't Break That


rachelisaflameprincess:

dan-phil-derps:

You see Dan walking like “Badass comin’ through.”

Then you just see Phil like “lalalalala!”

This actually perfectly describes them omg


rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

Via Whatever Forever

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

Via The Angels Are Not Real, But Kevin Free Is

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(Source: byrde)

Via GIGGLE.



You have made me very desperate

(Source: achievelessismore)


Via Let's Go Places


basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 


Via stabby 4eva


brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention


  • *looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my face*: Oh my god why
  • *trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
  • *eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
  • *weighing myself*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my life*: Oh my god why
  • looking at my music taste: cool man
Via ravioli

sophmoreslump:

this was my favourite panic! at the disco era


Via Trenzallons-y

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