Don't Break That

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
Via don't tell your grandma i've been pushing sharks

enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

(Source: angryfemales)

Via and i fell in love instantly


straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: themisquartet)

Via Naps, I take that!

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

Via Sweet Escape


-stupid-:

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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Following back everyone!

Via Sweet Escape

When I look in the mirror, I know I’m looking at someone who isn’t sure she deserves to be loved at all.

– Nicholas Sparks, Dear John (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)
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You’re my favorite explosion. (You know the only real way to cure pain is to add a little more, because everything new distracts the old.)

– "Bestios" - Pierce the Veil (via coexhale) Via This is a metaphor
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